A catchy name for the new server product: "VyprServer"!
Maybe I'm just being a bit crazy, but I think you should call the new product "VyprServer".
Kind-of like "Hyper-Server", except that:
(1) It would actually work without jumping through hoops, burning brown rice, and sacrificing small rodents.
(2) It wouldn't have more bugs than a bait-shop, and it wouldn't be a "honey-pot" for virii and malware to collect.
(3) And the company sponsoring it (gasp!) actually listens to its customers! (Ooh! what a concept!)
Seriously, I think a catchy name like that would help drive interest in the product as it would be easily remembered.
What say ye?